This is the story of a man who used what he had to hand.

South Africans are endlessly inventive.Especially people who have to figure out how to survive. A Garage Owner in Mitchell's Plain, an area subject to the aquisitive habits of tik (crystal meth) addicts, was sick of thugs breaking into his store to steal tools, etc. So he put the word out that he had a lion which would attack anyone that tried to climb over his fence or break into his business.

He has had no break-ins since.

A whole new level of foolishness

Design fault?

Willow Smith - daughter of Will and Jada - 9 years old, front and centre at couture shows. Being hailed as a new style icon. Will, Jada - take your kid home and let her go play outside with her friends. Vogue, Vanity Fair, Bazaar .... she's 9 years old, people - chase some reality here.

A little on the small side?

Abercrombie and Fitch making padded swimsuits for 7 year old girls. Just in case their boobies didn't look big enough to attract male attention at the beach. Removed from children's department after complaints by mothers. Jada Pinkett Smith just couldn't understand the problem. Will Smith was heard complaining that every girl should be able to use what she has to get ahead.

Half the half a man you used to be?

Charlie Sheen: Drunk Druggie ex-actor: who cares, honestly - who cares?